Seven Kids from RG12

Monday’s child is fair of face,

(although their nose is out of place)

Tuesday’s child is full of grace,

(when they're not pissed out of their face)

Wednesday’s child is full of woe,

(it's tough to choose from smack or blow)

Thursday’s child has far to go,

(with DUI's you would have though)

Fridays child is loving and giving,

(and everyone knows that they’re game for receiving)

 Saturday’s child works hard for a living

(but benefit fraud is well worth a look in)

And the child that is born on the Sabbath day,
Is undoubtedly,

unquestionably,

undeniably

gay.

Copyright © 2012 by Simon Austin